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Have you see The Avengers movie yet? Not only are the movie tickets selling fast, but so are Avengers toys, apparel and basically anything Avengers related. I received an email this morning about these new Avengers Bobble Heads coming sometime this month and knew I had to share them with you.
There’s Hulk, Thor, Captain American and Iron Man. Check them out below!
All witness the most intimidating bobble head ever created. But who can blame you for being scared of this Avengers Hulk Head Knocker Bobble Head? It’s frightening! So fierce is the silent roar that the Incredible Hulk is exhibiting that it’s almost a little bit too intense to handle… almost. But you ain’t no sissy, right!? Right! So this bobble head is perfect for you; buy it!
Tony Stark is one of the richest dudes on the entire planet. Taking that into consideration, it’s a surprise that he wasn’t able to stop this Avengers Iron Man Head Knocker Bobble Head from production. It’s ridiculous! Look at how cute Iron Man is in bobble head form; his head is gigantic! This is one cute caricature of Iron Man, no matter how fierce Tony Stark tries to look inside of that suit! Buy yours today!
Enter, the most patriotic patriot that Americans have ever witnessed: Captain America. But wait a second, Captain America seems somehow… different than usual. Why’s his head so big!? And why does he keep nodding at everything!? Oh no, is Captain America sick? Of course not, silly! Captain America can’t get sick thanks to that super soldier serum!
He’s just got bobble head syndrome. You see, at some point in every popular licensed figure’s life, there comes a time when they’re wanted to accompany people at their home or office and be made to look ridiculous and agree with everything that people say. Captain America is just fulfilling his duty to the ever-grateful free folk of the United States of America, and there’s no shame in that. So buy yours today!
Thor is not amused by your Avengers Thor Head Knocker Bobble Head. Why dost thou thinketh it funny to see a caricature of the Mighty Norse Thunder God with an enlarged and agreeable-looking head, nodding up and down like a simpleton? Thor is enraged by thine insolence, and shall have thee pay dearly! Naw, Thor’s just messin’ with ya! He won’t really bring down swift and exacting judgment upon you for your insolence…. as long as you buy this Avengers Thor Head Knocker Bobble Head, that is! Get yours today!
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Which one is your favorite Avengers Bobble Head? You want them all don’t you? Yep, so do I!
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